#20 Ay Man, Fuck Jealousy



Dude like seriously?

Jealousy??

Really could’ve done without that.

What’s even the point? Is it really necessary? Is that really something that needs to exist?

park in biloxi, mississippi
On a park bench in Mississippi



Ay man, fuck jealousy. It’s honestly such a pain in the ass.

“Hey yeah, so you know how you’re really enjoying your time right now and you actually have a pretty great life? You know how you’ve got friends and family that love you and food to eat and water to drink and a place to live and love in your heart and view the world as an objectively beautiful place? Yeah, so uhh this dude’s Air Force 1’s are kinda kickass and now I’m going to ruin your day”

Hey thanks, Jealousy. Really needed that.

Dude the other day I got jealous about my buddy’s ability to cook…. to cook. I don’t even like cooking! Like it’s such a chore – Yeah, I was jealous. “Like damnnn man wish I could stir up my fry just like that!”

Could’ve done without that, Jealousy. Thanks, though.

I genuinely don’t understand the point of it. Like are we just supposed to use it as inspiration? Are we just supposed to use it to motivate us? Seems so friggin pointless.

Such a mindfuck, jealousy.



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