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  • #11 It’s Good to Sleep On Rocks

    First Written: 23-Jan-2023 | Mon Appreciate the Worst Case As you’ll find I mention in other areas of my work, I’m quite fond of travel. But not for the site seeing. Not for the food. Not even for the vacation. Nah nah nah. That’s missing the point. The whole reason travel is so juicy is…

  • #10 How Compliments Will Change Your Life (Ruining Your Relationships 1 Joke at a Time Part 2)

    First Written: 17-Jan-2023 | Tuesday Afternoon Part 1 Here Enduring the situation with my sister showed me that something needed to change. The conversation with my cousin illuminated the path, but it was going to be a long painful road toward having better relationships. I was tired of keeping people at arm’s length. I was…

  • #9 Ruining Your Relationships 1 Joke at a Time (Part 1)

    A few days ago I was laying on the ground in my room (as one does), staring up at the gray-paint ceiling, and a thought from 3 years earlier popped into my head. It was a conversation I had with a younger cousin about my sister. For whatever reason, my cousin Miles and I got…

  • #8 Don’t Be a Donkey

    I didn’t even like the guy. I’d gone to school with him for 2 years, and pretty much rendered every word that came out of his mouth as utter horse shit. He would start talking and immediately I’d zone out. A bit of a dick move, sure, but have you ever met someone that immediately…

  • #7 The Root of All (Some) Your Problems

    First Written: 25-Oct-2022 | Tue 09:43 What’s going on in your brain right now?– Most people We’re On Different Planets I feel like we all live a totally different world inside of our own heads from what everyone else sees. It’s like totally separate universes that all converge into one timeline that we call our…

  • #6 Make Great Memories because Your Good Ones Are All Lies

    First Written: 02-Dec-2022 | Fri 19:00*All Photos in this article taken by my buddy Albert The other day I was going down some of the Internet’s beautiful rabbit holes and stumbled upon this quote: “As you grow up, make sure you have more dreams than memories, more opportunities than chances, and more friends than acquaintances.”…

  • #5 It SUCKS Getting Choked Out by Your Best Friend

    Written: 09-Nov-2022 | Wed 23:18 There are few things I’ve experienced in this life that make me feel like more of a bitch than being choked out by my best friend. Oh, and uh, yeah, that’s a bit awkward. For the record, it was from wrestling. Yeah, I got choked out… more than once. I’ve…

  • #4 It’s Out of Love

    Written: 07-Nov-2022 | Mon 17:18 Published: 22-Nov-2022 3 Months Ago, I had a friend tell me she was trying to get in better shape. She told me she had been trying for quite some time, but regardless of how many calories were cut, how many runs she went on, she failed to see the progress…

  • #3 I Used to Lose Things Alllll The Time

    They’re gone. Vanished. Nowhere to be found. My dentures, again, really? damn it, my keys went missing too.And why has my left shoe been missing for the last 3 weeks? Who threw them away? Who stole them? Ryan, was it you? I know you did it, you asshole. What’d you do to them? Where did…